
Hockey Mom Gift Idea: Hilarious Coloring Books for Stress Relief
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New Product Drop: The Ultimate Hockey Mom Coloring Books Are HERE!
If you’ve ever muttered “SKATE!” under your breath while sipping bad rink coffee in a 30-degree lobby… we made something just for you.
Introducing our brand-new Hockey Mom Coloring Books - two versions, one mission: to help you survive the chaos of hockey season with a laugh, a sigh, and maybe a glass of wine (or two). Whether you’re keeping it PG or letting those f-bombs fly, we’ve got the perfect stress-relief tool for every kind of rink warrior.
Option 1: The Hockey Mom Coloring Book (PG Version)
Cold rinks. Endless road trips. Mystery smells coming from your kid’s bag. Sound familiar?
This hilarious, hockey mom-approved coloring book captures the real life of hockey moms everywhere - the sleep-deprived, gear-hauling, schedule-juggling, ref-yelling kind of life.
Inside you’ll find:
30 laugh-out-loud coloring pages (25 pages in the printable version) with sayings like:
- “My car smells like a hockey bag”
- “Don’t talk to me about evals”
- “That's not a trip, ref!”
A dedication page to honor your hockey mom hustle
A colorful front cover (because yes, you do deserve something pretty)
Available in two formats:
- Print version (bound + ready to gift) on Amazon
- Printable version (instant PDF download) in The Hockey Mom Shop
Perfect for: team managers, rink besties, new hockey moms, seasoned vets, and anyone who’s ever had to dig a mouthguard out of the glove compartment.
Option 2: The Hockey Mom Coloring Book: F-Bomb Edition (Explicit AF)
This version is not for the faint of heart - but it IS for the hockey mom who has had it UP TO HERE with early mornings, dumbass refs, and fundraisers that never end.
Let’s just say… if you’ve ever rage-tweeted during a tournament weekend, this one’s calling your name.
Inside you’ll find:
30 brutally honest, profanity-packed coloring pages ((25 pages in the printable version) like:
- “SKATE FASTER, you little sh*t!”
- “Dropped a grand to watch my kid get steamrolled”
- “No knee hockey? Cancel this f*cking hotel.”
A colorful cover and dedication page just for the badass moms who DGAF
Swearing? Oh yeah. There’s a lot of it.
Available in two formats:
- Print version on Amazon - get it bound and gift-ready
- Printable PDF in The Hockey Mom Shop - download, print, rage-color
Perfect for: moms who swear in the car, moms who swear in the stands, moms who deserve a little NSFW self-care.
Why These Coloring Books Are a Must-Have:
- Relatable AF - Because only hockey moms truly get it
- Affordable Therapy - Coloring helps, even if the ref doesn’t
- Single-sided pages - So your markers don’t ruin the next masterpiece
- Perfect Gift Material - Think: Christmas, birthdays, tournament survival trophies
Grab Yours Now!
Whether you're keeping things light or going full send with the swears, there’s a version of this coloring book that belongs in your hockey bag.
Head to The Hockey Mom Shop to snag the printable downloads
Or grab the Amazon print versions and get them shipped to your door
Because if you’re gonna spend all weekend at the rink, you might as well laugh about it.